Comedy Central Half Hour

Hey Friends! 

I am very excited to announce that my Comedy Central Half Hour will be airing on Sept 22nd at 1230am ! That's right! Once you're done partying you can sit down with your beloved and watch a half hour of me! You don't even have to pay for it (just like your HBOGo!). Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a cold one while I talk about having sex with all kinds of weirdos. 

Can't wait? Well then on Sept 8th at 1am you can get a sneak peak of all the highlights of the Half Hours! Now you are set for life! 



Come to my show!

Hey everyone in the downtown LA area!  My friend Jen and I are now hosting a monthly comedy show that it's going to blow your mind.  Please be in attendance because, god damn it, it's free !  We have an amazing line up featuring Daniel St Germain, Greg Behrendt,  Zach Sherwin,  Karen Rontowski ,  Jessica Wellington ,  Jose Sarduy ,  Jen Seaman, Chaunte Wayans and myself! 



Canada Calling

I'm in CANADA! What?! I'm taking this comedy train international. Through the rockies and onto the great plains of Alberta, here I am in Edmonton in the West Edmonton Mall. I'll be at the Comic Strip all weekend killing it and selling shirts that you need to buy. If you don't, you're stupid.

After this date, thus ends my summer tour. It's been pretty fun. I traveled a lot, staying in interesting places, biked, ate, saw what the midwest had to offer. I'm from the midwest so it wasn't too crazy. I did get to go to my high school reunion. I played the age old game of "who got fat, who got pregnant, who got a sex change". I'm from the midwest so we were all kind of fat to begin with, so that was out. Pregnancies were abundant, and I think I counted 2 transitions.  Maybe 3? They may not have crossed over the finish line yet. It was all and all a great trip home and a great time making people laugh.

There were times where it got unbearably lonely. Those times were often filled with swiping of all kinds. And I mean all kinds. I met some pretty cool dudes, some shitty ones, and have decided I'm now taking my dog on the road to save me from myself.

I'm still broke, still got the fire, and still killin' it. I'm still the luckiest girl in the world. 

Myq Kaplan Podcast! Give it a listen.

This will be the smartest thing you hear all day.     


Myq Kaplan invited myself and comedian Shane Mauss to his podcast "Hang Out With Me". Honestly, I don't do too much here. I was listening to them talk about brain stuff and learning. Also I get intimidated when I hang out with people I think are incredibly funny and smart. 


That's why I can't hang out with myself.

Thank You's

This has been amazing. This DAY, WEEK, EVERYTHING! Everything is amazing.

I saw all of my hard work pay off. I saw my dream come true. I believed I could do it and I went and fucking did it. From booking it to performing as 5 days. And I did it.

But I didn't do it alone. 

No one gets their success by themselves. It's countless hours of support, late night cry sessions, borrowed money and time, deep discussions on the word order of your newest dick joke, and love that make a person successful. I've been lucky enough and blessed to have that in spades. 

To my family and friends - thank you for the endless support. You are the first ones to believe in me and remind me of my greatness that YOU created. Love you guys so much.

To my Boston Comedy family: I can't thank you enough. To the people who first booked me, the friends who helped me craft jokes, the comedy crews I would roll with to Manchester or middle of nowhere for an elks club show - thank you. The comics I watched and learned from, the comics I drank with and bonded with, the comics who supported me and laughed at my jokes, the comics and the life long friends that transcended comedy and earned a place in my heart - you know who you are - thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

To my Rogue and Burlesque Family- You guys helped me hone my improv skills, my characters, and allowed me to go beyond my normal self and find the crazy, funny, confident, and sexy parts of myself. For that, I'm truly grateful.

My NYC Comedy Family - even though my time there was short you made me feel welcome. I felt apart of the scene and learned so much from you guys. You are the hardest working grinders in the business and I miss you guys all the time! 

To my outstanding support group here in LA - thank you for believing in me! You guys saw something in me and have worked hard to get me to the next level.

My Funniest Wins Family - That summer changed my life forever and working with you guys was elementary to my growth. Thank you!

To my LA Comics - You have welcomed me with open arms and I am so grateful for that. This year was rough and you guys are making it easier every day. Thank you!

To everyone else who has supported me, loved me, helped me, cared for me, laughed with me, believed in me, and bought my T-shirts ---thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. THANK YOU!